.diva.

| Tuesday, October 18, 2005 |
|| 4:15 PM

OMG!!! U GUYS GONNA READ ALL THESE QUOTES THAT I GOT OFF THE NET!!! YOU WILL SURE HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!

for away messages:

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. * Now go back and read the THIRD word in each sentence from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on

~*Trying to stop world hunger...starting with me...Be back after i get some grub!*~

Roses are red, voilets are blue, i'm here but ignoring you

Currently attempting to avoid you.

Hello welcome to my away message how may I ignore you today?

I'm currently away..mabye because you pissed me off so much that you made me go draw a picture of you and throw darts at it

I think spinning in my chair is a better way to fill my time then talking to you

I'm not really away...... Your computer is LYING to you!!!!

flirty messages:

Do I lOoK lIkE a GrOcErY iTeM tO u CaUsE i SeE u ChEcKiN mE oUt

you're so hot, u make fire look cold!!!

Flirtation=attention with intention

im sweet as hunny, im hot as hell, im the finest girl, as u can tell

If good looks was a minute you'd be a long day

I was looking at the stars last night and for every star I saw I named something that I liked about you...then I ran out of stars~

insults:

Honey, the salad that I had for lunch today was dressed better than you!

God gave me eyes so i can look at u. God gave me arms so i can hug u. God gave me lips so i can kiss u. God gave me common sense so i can dump u.

Ya mama so stupid, she stared at a can of apple juice because it said 'concentrate'.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, thats why you apeared bright until you spoke

jokes:

Once upon a time a blonde joined her local library. After hours of indecisive browsing she finally chose a book and rushed home excitedly to read it. Several days later, she returns and, slamming the book angrily onto the counter, exclaimed, ‘This book is really boring. It had too many characters and far too many numbers. Give me something more interesting.’ At that the librarian turned to his colleague and happily announced, ‘Hey Bill stop the search - we’ve got the phone book back!’"

why did micky mouse get shot???? because donald ducked

A panda walks into a bar eats some food, shoots up the place, and then starts to walk out. The bartender says, "Hey, what did you do that for?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda, look it up." So the bartender gets a dictionary and under panda bear it says, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves"

im on a sea food diet............when i see foood i eat it

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