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Monday, April 04, 2005
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funny || 3:00 PM
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a kettle of boling water down your throat. The ice-cube will melt instantly; removing the blockage.
2. If you're all thumbs and constantly cut yourelf instead of the vegetables you're preparing for dinner, get somone else to hold the vegetables while you slice away!
3. Avoid confrontation with the wife/girlfriend/mother-in-law about leacing the toilet seat up. Use the sink.
4. If You have high blood pressure, make an incision in your left(or right, it dosn't matter) wrist and bleed yourself for a couple of hours. The pressure will be suitbly be relieved.
5. Placing a mouse trap on top of your alrm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back tosleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. To get rid of your bad cough,take a large dose of laxatives. You'll now be too afraid to cough.
7. To not mess up your toilet when it gets clogged, use the soccer field the neighbourhood kids play in.
8. To stop kids from trampling over your clean, freshly mopped floor, sprinkle tumdtacks liberally.
9. To prevent colleagues from drinking from your coffee/coke/beer, stick razor blades around the lid of the container.
10. If you get a heart attack, lie on the floor, stop breathing and turn blue.
got this frm a mag.. hahas.. if u says u read this too.. i will know which mag u read frm.. hahas..
funny || 3:00 PM
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a kettle of boling water down your throat. The ice-cube will melt instantly; removing the blockage.
2. If you're all thumbs and constantly cut yourelf instead of the vegetables you're preparing for dinner, get somone else to hold the vegetables while you slice away!
3. Avoid confrontation with the wife/girlfriend/mother-in-law about leacing the toilet seat up. Use the sink.
4. If You have high blood pressure, make an incision in your left(or right, it dosn't matter) wrist and bleed yourself for a couple of hours. The pressure will be suitbly be relieved.
5. Placing a mouse trap on top of your alrm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back tosleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. To get rid of your bad cough,take a large dose of laxatives. You'll now be too afraid to cough.
7. To not mess up your toilet when it gets clogged, use the soccer field the neighbourhood kids play in.
8. To stop kids from trampling over your clean, freshly mopped floor, sprinkle tumdtacks liberally.
9. To prevent colleagues from drinking from your coffee/coke/beer, stick razor blades around the lid of the container.
10. If you get a heart attack, lie on the floor, stop breathing and turn blue.
got this frm a mag.. hahas.. if u says u read this too.. i will know which mag u read frm.. hahas..
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